Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

by DayumDude February 18, 2011

Facebook Wars

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.

Facebook Wars:

Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!

Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!

by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012

facebook sick

Someone who creates a really sick (cool) profile pic (photoshoped of course), post really sick comments, has thousands of friends that dont' know them but in person is a total loser.

I friended XXXXXX and couldn't wait to meet them in person. I stalked their profile constantly because it was facebook sick. Then, when we met, I realized I liked them better on their profile

by kentuckyWoman September 4, 2010

facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011

Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send

John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist

by Laxman33 May 31, 2012

urban facebook

A combination of the urban dictionary and Facebook.

Urban Facebook is cool.

by deerslayer0243 November 29, 2016

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014