Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
by Laxman33 May 31, 2012
Get the Facebook Escapist mug.When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.
Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
by akararules July 6, 2010
Get the Facebook Evidence mug.noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."
"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."
" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."
" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
by nscc08 December 26, 2011
Get the Facebook Check mug.Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010
Get the Facebook smurfing mug.When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.
Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped
by fb junkie September 19, 2011
Get the facebook trap mug.Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy
Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy
Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.
by Richie Man September 13, 2016
Get the Facebook Happy mug.The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 30, 2011
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