Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"
Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022
Get the Full Jacksonmug. An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
Get the Full Roll Wipemug. Full Cleveland is where you completely full send any vehicle while absolutely opening the floodgates for shit
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
Get the Full Clevelandmug. An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.
To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.
by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021
Get the Whole bus full of nunsmug. by WelshRage94 May 15, 2019
Get the Full McPenismug. Hym "Aaron Bushnell recently committed Full-Force Self-Immolation the other day and it piqued my curiosity because I though it was weird he did it the day after I said the thing about not being free. I looked into it and read an article from New York Magazine. It says 'he was a cyper-defense operations specialist with the 531st intelligence support squadron' (which is interesting) and 'was a part of The Community of Jesus (whose former members have come forward alleging abuse and a rigid social structure)' So... Read this article and I was immediately disgust by the media shills condemning the guy. The media shills profit as they pretend to care about the lives being lost and will continue to profit so long as the conflict continues... And somehow they consider themselves laudable... While condemning a man who was willing to give his own life in protest... And you know what they're going to say 'every death is a tragedy' but I can see you not actually caring and the imposter is GLAD he's dead (which is an act of hypocrisy because you're condemning me for not caring enough about people's lives or being meam to a fat-cocked retard or whatever his problem is I honestly don't even know what some of your problems are it's probably bullhole molestation). They're filth. I found his conviction admirable. If Palestine is liberated add the assists to his score."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
Get the Full-Force Self-Immolationmug. Going hard at whatever your doing. Full effort is attained until a butt-sweat mark appears on the outside of your pants.
by Noah BigDaddy November 15, 2013
Get the full effortmug.