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D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
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slayin d

the act of dipping; the first step is packing, the second is slaying.
That doucher is slayin some d.

lets go slay some d.

put some d in my li.

hes slayin d.
by little slayer November 23, 2010
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George D

A person with the forename “George” and a surname begging with the letter “D” is in possession of one of the largest conceivable penises in the universe. If you know or are in a relationship with someone with the forename “George” and a surname begging with the letter “D”, consider yourself lucky. They are also just the best, nicest, kindest, smartest, coolest person you will ever meet. You must really treasure your relationship with them.
George D: Hello I have a massive penis
Person: I know, you are also very cool
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Mr. D

Mr. d is a very nice person. He can sometimes seem a bit crazy, but he would never harm a fly because he is just a good-hearted person. He is a very learned person and should definitely pursue his dreams. He'll make it >:D . He should never give up and always believe in himself. Mr. Ds tend to get less angry and are never actually sad. He's very romantic sometimes. He enjoys flirting with his colleagues and doesn't show any shyness. He is very self-confident but also very self-loving. Mr. Ds love to dance and sing. Once they start they can't stop (it can be very annoying sometimes).

He is also very beautiful. You have never seen a more handsomd man, I assure you ;)

Jilian
JILIAN: Omg did you see that handsome man over there!

ZEUS: Where?!

JILIAN: Over There. The one who's singing and dancing.

ZEUS: Oh yeah you are right. He is pretty handsome.

JILIAN: That must be a Mr. D

ZEUS: Yes, definitely
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D-Ghosted

Getting discouraged after being left on read, only for the other person to reply a short while later with an explanation.
I got D-Ghosted by this girl the other day, but she was just on a plane flying home.
by 141414141 August 31, 2022
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phillip d

ur so fit !!
im 2 shy 2 talk 2 u !!!
by kay chadwick November 20, 2003
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nelson d

by Gabriel Cipion February 28, 2019
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