drunken friending

The act of requesting friends with mutual friends on Facebook while under the influence of alcohol. Also known as FUI or Friending under the influence.

She awoke to several Facebook notifications of new friends as she had been drunken friending the night before.
Due to Facebook drunken friending he had several friends he had no recollection of acquiring (and didn't know who the hell they were).

by Sharic April 26, 2011

Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

by DragynScales January 17, 2015

non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.

Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.

by J.H.M April 22, 2021

faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017

Best Friend

The person you can only get mad at for a short time because you have important stuff to tell them

Ooo,I need to tell my best friend this juicy stuff!

by CO2 Delirium February 11, 2017