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man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”
by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024
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Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy
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Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
by Modernisaet June 14, 2018
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Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA
Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl
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Epic chill. Do epic kid watches Alberto Andrade plays beyblades. He eats Doritos.
Oh look, it Jacob!”
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by Durry Muncher November 26, 2017
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They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
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