Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 19, 2024

hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

by liner April 05, 2015

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010

turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy October 28, 2017

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 05, 2022

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012