wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022

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stress pickle

A pickle used for stress :)

Help Im stressed.. I need a stress pickle :0

by Hehehehehhehehehe :0 February 4, 2022

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Sleepy pickle

When a significant other tries to sneak one in while you sleep.

Last night I tried to give them the sleepy pickle. They woke up and were not receptive.

by KrispyRice614 March 12, 2022

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Pickle

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Pickle

Pickle

by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 16, 2022

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Pickle

also known as Bailey Hampton

Bailey Hampton is a pickle that is wrong most of the time.

by joepassalugo March 21, 2022

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Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

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