Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief

Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.

by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat

Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day

by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024

Thankful for George Day

This is a day where we are thankful for georgenotfound and his amazing content and merch he provides. (georgenotfound.shop)

Did you hear today is Thankful for George Day? Everyone is so thankful for him.

by Anonymous Trump Supporter November 24, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

Nook Appreciation Day

(Every day)

The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*

by antsii September 11, 2021