National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?

Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!

by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

Twizzy Appreciation Day

04/20 is the day to celebrate your twizzies. You might be thinking? "What is a twizzy?" A twizzy is the people you are closest with, and are you bffs. This term became popular with the rapper Yeat.

"Yooooo Happy Twizzy Appreciation Day my twizzy" "Thanks g right back at you"

by twizzy69420 June 7, 2022

Embarrass your bsf day

On the 17th on June is embarrass you bsf day where you get to post or expose cute or funny photos of them

Oh hi today is embarrass your bsf day enjoy it

by zazaisswag June 17, 2022

National Kiss Day

April 18 is the day you shouldn’t be ashamed to kiss anyone you would like in front of your peers so just go in for it and do it😜 good luck

Guy: kiss me

Girl:but there are people around

Guy:but it’s april 18 (national kiss day)

by Uglygirl122 April 17, 2019

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019