National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

69 day

June 9th

Those born on 69 day are cute , sexy & have a phat ass

Guy 1 : when's your birthday

Guy 2: 69 day

Guy 1: dude nice also congrats on the fat ass

by Girlyshark October 11, 2025

Lesbian Smack Day

October 13th. You get to smack a lesbian.

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.

by rams_villager October 12, 2025

national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

Working With a Full Day

Means someone’s fully locked in, no half-steppin — they giving it their all, whether it’s hustlin’, grindin’, or wildin’. If they working with a full day, they’re all in, mind, body, and energy.

“Bruh, that dude Javon up the block working with a full day, fasho — certified crazy.” — Locals in the hood

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 13, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025