National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Send a Tit Pic Day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send a tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by TitPicDay June 25, 2025

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Peblo Day

November 12 was the day when the ship between Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias (two spanish politicians) became real. So it's Peblo Day and you should ship it!

Person 1: I'm sad because yesterday, Albert Rivera resigned from his position and we won't have more of his memes.

Person 2: But you can't be sad, because today is Peblo Day

by aguantepeblo November 12, 2019

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024