National lick day!

U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad

National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win

by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 11, 2019

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Hit a tall person day

On the 20 march you can hit a tall person over 170 cm

Bro it’s hit a tall person day

by Gregerkul2_0 March 13, 2021

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Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

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Hamster Day

Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st

Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day

by Custrupid December 16, 2020

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St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

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