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International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
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Ears Day

Happy ears day! Today is the day where you take pics of ur ears and create them as your whatsaap profile pic so go ahead and start confusing people love from bskskbss period 💞💖💕💗have a good day 😄-
Hapoy national ears day penchod. What the f sally? Stop being a boomer
by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021
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National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick
by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022
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National use Windows xp day

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day
Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex
by midasxd October 17, 2021
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International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
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national janiyah day

a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf
hey isnt it national janiyah day

yea

there she goes

happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch
by thatgirlniya August 27, 2023
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Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day is a Dog Whistle styled Acronym used by Neo Nazis to annunciate their hatred for the Jewish People. Totally Joyful day refers to “Total Jewish Death”
Dude 1: “Have a Totally Joyful Day!”
Dude 2: “Fucking Nazi
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