National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

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cujo day

the day for cujo

this is a cujo day!

by 69 ur mom July 31, 2022

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Bluebird Day

The holy grail of snowboard days. Not a single cloud in the sky. Just pure, blazing sunshine and crispy, untouched lines waiting to be shredded.

Example: "Bro, did you see the forecast? It’s gonna be a total bluebird day tomorrow—get ready to absolutely send!"

by SunnySNOWWW February 4, 2025

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Tubby Day

The day heavens bestowed Tubby upon undeserving human race.

Today we're celebrating Tubby day.

by Tubby Fan November 6, 2023

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Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022

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Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day is a Dog Whistle styled Acronym used by Neo Nazis to annunciate their hatred for the Jewish People. Totally Joyful day refers to “Total Jewish Death”

Dude 1: “Have a Totally Joyful Day!”
Dude 2: “Fucking Nazi”

by I random person lol y am i on July 11, 2024

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