National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M

Watch out it’s national simp day again!!

by the dub21 October 17, 2020

National lick day!

U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad

National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win

by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 11, 2019

Hit a tall person day

On the 20 march you can hit a tall person over 170 cm

Bro it’s hit a tall person day

by Gregerkul2_0 March 13, 2021

The Fur Day

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.

Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*

by anonymous December 21, 2020

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Hit a gay day

A day to hit a gay. Don’t be shy, give that gay friend a little punch. It’s a friendly day

“Happy hit a gay day dude!” Friend A
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*

by Soupisgae August 31, 2022

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020