Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.

My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.

by iamsogay April 22, 2019

Roblox Egg Hunt

A 'Annual' Tradition That Roblox Refuses to Acknowledge, Giving Us A Random Corporate Event Instead.

When Will Another Roblox Egg Hunt Happen? And Not The Hatch, That Doesnt Count.

by ALiteralEgg September 11, 2025

A Stick In An Egg

A nuisance; euphemism for a pain in the ass cheeks.

Alfarouk: let's get that crown!!
Maha: Uh oh, we died!
Alfarouk and Maha: A stick In an Egg!

by lorelias hogglefart September 27, 2022

Fried egg

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)

1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG

by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019