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turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(
JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
mugGet the turtlemug.

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
mugGet the turtle farmermug.

turtle

if thanos was green
the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!
by Thanosboi May 2, 2019
mugGet the turtlemug.

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
mugGet the What The Flying Turtlesmug.

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
mugGet the crack turtlemug.

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.
:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again
by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020
mugGet the Turtle Sleevemug.

Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
mugGet the Acoustic turtlemug.

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