turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 09, 2017

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squishy turtle

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP June 30, 2010

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Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin February 24, 2014

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Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.

Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles

by MRXMEGALODON September 09, 2021

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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 21, 2022

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