The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.
I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!
by thedefiner99 November 09, 2009
A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.
Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.
Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.
Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.
Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.
Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.
Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
by Slartibartfast11 March 25, 2011
"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.
"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.
"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.
by mynameisbeingused July 17, 2008
Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).
The Golden Rule of Manliness
Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.
Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.
Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.
Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.
by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 23, 2010
1) A moment in time when the magic of the Raiders was transferred over to the Patriots.
2) A conspiracy against the Raiders, shortly after 9-11, for the "Patriots".
2) A conspiracy against the Raiders, shortly after 9-11, for the "Patriots".
The Tuck Rule Game came about because George W. Bush wanted Americans to support his regime after 9-11, so he rigged the game in favor of the Patriots. You're welcome Patriots fans.
by eddybaboy January 13, 2012
First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
by Abdomumibinima April 20, 2007
If the same girl wakes up in your bed for the majority of a week (x greater than or equal to 4) then you are contractually obligated to engage into a relationship with this individual. This rule does not apply when on vacation, due to the fact that there are frequently less beds and arrangements need to be made to satisfy both parties.
by Tyrone Schiff February 20, 2006