by modestgrower June 10, 2012
Get the Dip the pimpmug. "Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
Get the pimp postmug. by heluvjuno December 30, 2023
Get the Pimpmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. A person or peoples, usually in the arts, entertainment, and music industry, that over promises and under-delivers.
The person(s) are usually surround by flying monkeys who chase clout.
Dream Pimps will come up with elaborate lies to hype you up, but I’m reality they want to piggy back off your hard work.
They most likely have no talent themselves.
They mostly likely use drugs and fake promises to manipulate creatives into working with them.
The person(s) are usually surround by flying monkeys who chase clout.
Dream Pimps will come up with elaborate lies to hype you up, but I’m reality they want to piggy back off your hard work.
They most likely have no talent themselves.
They mostly likely use drugs and fake promises to manipulate creatives into working with them.
A dream pimp contacted me offering exposure to their inactive audience.
I’ve been tagged in posts 5 times by a dream pimp.
That dream pimp over there.
I’ve been tagged in posts 5 times by a dream pimp.
That dream pimp over there.
by Madeofstarsnstuff October 12, 2021
Get the Dream Pimpmug. Pay to Pimp is buying cosmetics to look cooler, like buying skins, weapon camos and clothing for real-life money.
We already use pimp my ride as a slang now we just see it as pimp my character in-game.
We already use pimp my ride as a slang now we just see it as pimp my character in-game.
Pay to pimp is different to pay to win.
I buy them cosmetics just to pimp out my character. man, Pay to pimp is just better, all for the cosmetics to look cool.
I buy them cosmetics just to pimp out my character. man, Pay to pimp is just better, all for the cosmetics to look cool.
by MJGjensen February 16, 2024
Get the pay to pimpmug. A type of direct slap to the face (also known as a Bitch Slap) see definition. When someone agitates or pisses you off it usually has more resistance than a regular slap. It’s not hard enough to seriously injure them but pretty much let them know that you are serious and aren’t playing with them. You can apply this type of slap to females or guys. It will usually show some signs of marking on the face or cheek!
by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021
Get the Pimp slapmug.