Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

NERD

Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.

Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."

by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025

Nerd

My friend Allison

My friend Allison did her math homework 4 days early. She is a total nerd.

by NoShadows October 4, 2023

party nerd

someone who does very well in school and loves things that would be considered "nerdy." this includes math, puzzles, algorithms, etc

See that girl partying over there? She's such a party nerd! She had like a 99 average!

by <you3 January 8, 2012

Nerd

A nerd is someone who is smarter than you. Usually they use the knowledge to be smart asses. Over that they grow to actually be successful.

Bully: Your a fucking nerd ass ding dong man
Nerd: Wrong use of your its you're and cussing is so unoriginal. Also where's you punctuation?
Bully: You're a nerd man!
Nerd: That's better!

by Imbluedabbadeedabadie March 2, 2018

Cunt of Nerds

Baker's dozen is 13
Cunt of Nerds is 8

That trivia team is a Cunt of Nerds.

How many tacos you want...a Cunt of Nerds

by Sandtrap Couillard August 2, 2023

The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.

Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken

by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021