crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024

mud hunnie

female mountain biker

Hey, did ya check out the group of mud hunnies on the trail?

by Mud Hunnie February 18, 2008

Mud Vape

Blowing vape through a resined filled bong and inhaling the now saturated resined vapor back into ur lungs and exhaling for a mud tasting vape.

Yo after that mud vape, I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth.

by ELIXIR4LIFE January 12, 2019

Mud Stomper

Noun - A person of native descent. American, Indian, Australian, or otherwise.

Doug, the Mud Stomper is right, I'm sure his people know the way around the land.

by Erika Erikkson August 11, 2023

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011