Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

long lights

a car’s high beams

Yo, man turn off your long lights! That sh*t way too bright.

by Dayana.DMD May 18, 2024

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

Light bulb

The shape of your head top.

You- "You stupid."
Me- "ok, light bulb."

by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Diesel lighting

When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting

“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”

by Carmenrae2469420 March 24, 2023

Day light saver

A woman who only likes white men

Don't bother with the day light savers over there they only luv them some white man

by xtreme81 March 6, 2010