Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"

Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO

by Painitblack May 19, 2025

Internet Racist

When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that

Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.

by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022

INTERNETALLY

The action of corresponding or sending correspondence through the internet.

I researched the topic internetally.

by Great Baldini August 22, 2025

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

(internet) farm

1- A place collecting a certain group of people, or people who are willing to gossip about a certain topic. (e.g. Lolcow, Kiwifarms, 4chan, 8chan, etc.) Usually of which are offensive.

2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.

1- "This Lolcow.farm thread is such an (internet) farm! It's only attracting homophobes to talk about same-sex marriage laws."

2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"

by wormmmmmmm January 1, 2024

internet mercenaries

Internet mercenaries are purchased bots to support someone's own aims on the internet.

Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.

by tshbg March 30, 2019

Internet troll

Usually fat ginger kids with ugly girlfriends. Tries to troll people but usually they are the troll. 9/10 they are posting something on their Snapchat story to a create false impression

Internet trolls are annoying

by Karmanitch December 12, 2019