by payap November 9, 2023
Get the Horsingmug. (usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024
Get the tiny horsemug. by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019
Get the race horse streaksmug. Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
Get the Horse cockmug. by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
Get the horse cock torres(tripod)mug. "Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019
Get the Skyrim horsemug. by Sug_Madic August 13, 2021
Get the Horsemug.