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Eldorado high school 

A school full of "mature" kids who make jokes that belong in either 6th grade or to dads: an example is, "What does Miley Cirus eat on Thanksgiving?," you're going to laugh at this one, "Twerkey!!!!" Now ain't that funny. . . . At Eldorado, you got your small group of rich white kids, then just a bunch of other ethnicites thrown in there randomly. Not too many Asians, not too many Mexicans, but a shit ton of furries and weaboos (I mean a SHIT ton). Now, you might think there are a ton of drugs and drug use there, well there is but not what you'd think. Most of the drug use is by the white kids who think they're being cool by smoking a blunt and doing something retarded. All the dances there are super overpriced to account for the DJ's and the rediculous amount of decorations that don't make sense. Did I say dance, I meant RAVE. The dances are just a ton of laser lights and hardcore EDM.
Did you see that super fucking white weaboo who was peeing in the parking lot?

Yeah he must be an Eldorado High School kid.

Dude the Eldo dance is gonna be lit!
Dance, I think you mean rave dumbass.

beacon high school 

School of crazy hipster, vegans and trumpet playin scarce. If you are lucky you can find the rare giraffe kid or the plum man. 98% percentage of female students are still in 2008 and go by the phrase "RAWR XD".
Friend 1:Woa wanna go back to 2008?
Friend 2: Tots mcgoats brother!
Friend 1: let's stroll over to Beacon High School with are heelies

Columbine High School Massacre

The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)

Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife
Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.

Nyack High School 

Terrible school built by a jail architect

Cashmere High School 

A dogshit school in Christchurch that teach a bunch of fat retards with no fucking friends. 98% of students are crackheads who beg for canteen money coz they got the munchies.
Shout a snake g
Cones at Cashmere High School later ?
Cashmere High School by fukk_kunt September 5, 2019

Uniondale High School 

a ghetto ass school in Long Island NY where niggas beef over little shit. The niggas here can’t fight for shit. Mfs steady false claiming. Bitches mad sensitive and disrespectful for no reason whatsoever. Bitches are mad dirty. And the niggas here have commitment issues. Bitches her got daddy issues to a point where its unfixable. treeshes everywhere tbh. the girls here think long ass lashes fix ugliness.
Uniondale- niggas in Uniondale High School cant fight for shit

brea olinda high school (2016/17) 

snakes, caucasians who think their shit doesn't stink, and a staff that is made up of former (and current) crackheads, nerds, ancient dinosaurs, and the young ones who just can't seem to update grades until the last day of the semester. brea olinda high school is not only less than mediocre, but at the top of hill where the teachers have no idea what to do in an emergency. known as the wildcats, many of bohs' residents wake up in the morning, ready to face a day of the wrestling coach dragging kids out of class for drugs, girls spraying more perfume than their body weight, and getting in mile long lunch lines (which take up about fifteen minutes of a twenty minute lunch break.) stereotypical? nope. instead of jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds, we have mexicans who are part of "blood" and "crip" gangs, the kids that color their hair because they think it's edgy, the ones that talk about bottom text memes, the ones who talk about offensive memes, the group of freshman that were earlier known as the "skater squad"(only because they went to active once, and rode a penny board in the seventh grade.) a few kids that tried to get famous, the choir kids, who have to make it obvious that "i can't, i have choir rehearsal" every day, even on holidays? okay. the cheerleaders who go through the loss of a team member every three weeks, and the seniors who everyone knows because they were in asb or link crew at some point. hell isn't underground, it's on a hill, in a canyon.
brea olinda high school? the one full of privileged whites who think racism is funny? okay! i know that school!

brea olinda high school (2016/17) is a school that understands that they're the only people on earth, and that degrading yourself is the way to be cool. 😎