Dylan

The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.

Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA

by ManWithAPlan12 February 11, 2022

Dylan Briggs

Part of the FBI and he’s also associated with Adam Orr and Dylan Moore

Yo wtf its Dylan Briggs

by AdamOrrIsCool June 27, 2019

Dylan R

A Legit pussy destroyer

if you meet him he will steal your girl

if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day

often plays league of legends

Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot

Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R

by Swagmudkip February 22, 2017

Dylan

Kid who rapes children and poops in there eyelids

that dude is such a Dylan

by debitcard1 November 21, 2021

Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.

Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!

by an average girl March 16, 2020

Dylan

A person who only cares about themself and can’t keep a relationship worth their life

Damn they’re acting like Dylan

by They<3me November 15, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is kind. He is gentle even though he pretends not to care about details he is worrisome about the people who matter to him. Know that he cares if he pays attention. Sometimes hes generally confused emotionally so you might need to help him along. But if you are patient he is so kind and gentle. If you wait for him to grow as a person you have found the perfect man who will fight for you if needed and would protect you. He also believes in you. Dylan is better than a Disney prince because hes real and he cares. He just has a verry hard time expressing and realizing how much he cares! Give him time and a little nudge and he will blossom. Give him a chance and you will learn to live him.

Also 😉😉😉 hes got it going on! If u know what I mean.

Wow dylan I didnt know you were such an amazing guy!

by crazy art March 1, 2020