rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.
Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.
by Rusty snake October 10, 2020
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Snake-tonguing

When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.
The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing
by Manscaped72 December 22, 2023
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Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”
by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021
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sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

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We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.
by pisi February 24, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Snaking

Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"

Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
by BroBro23 March 01, 2018
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Snaking

A form of reckless driving where the driver will swerve back and forth similar to the slithering of a snake
The man saw me snaking so I proceeded to snake into his car and drive away.
by Car Beers April 29, 2022
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