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Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
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Shower Head

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.
“Did Becky give you sloppy
“Ya and we finished with a healthy Shower Head”
by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025
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shower pickle

While having sex in the shower for a prolonged period of time, when your dick begins to wrinkle up from the heat and humidity-like a pickle
I fucked this one girl in the shower for so long I got a shower pickle
by H22BOMB July 2, 2017
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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
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shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain
I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.
by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018
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Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021
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