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Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
by julian rampual March 1, 2024
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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Jayem Wood

A person (usually male) who is devoutly christian and searches for a mexican woman, he will often use phrases sush as, "it's funny how", "I love how", and "it's weird, because".

Thinks very highly of himself whilst being as useful as a block of wood.
You here he joined the cartel and forgot to pray, what a jayem wood
by minty monty March 12, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
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The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot
Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!
by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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