can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018

mary jane come through

A phrase that is used to express that you are desperate for someone or something.

Mary Jane come through bihhh!

by nshutii February 16, 2018

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

poppin’ a toughie

having a really tough day, often when battling an illness

I drank some expired almond milk the other day, and I ended up poppin’ a toughie for the next week.

by Hellephant June 5, 2018

Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

by thebear424 June 11, 2018

Can’t get through the window

When your trying to get with someone but it’s not working

Ethan tried to pull that girl but he can’t get through the window

by Ashlikescashyo September 13, 2018