Get the amazing girl who should have a bfmug. "I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."
"You have my axe."
by spacechief May 7, 2017
Get the you have my axemug. Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.
by my.pseudonym.is.this July 8, 2022
Get the Having a Doog Daymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Planamug. Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.
Leo: I’m having the hojos today.
Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?
Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?
by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018
Get the Having the hojosmug. The last words of a henchman.
by A_Bum February 26, 2023
Get the Boss, I have bad newsmug.