threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

Threesome

A oneway ticket to aids.

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"

by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018

Threesome

Really good at hockey

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome

by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

threesome

three people back at it again fucking, sucking, licking, and biting..mostly done by noah’s

i want to be in a threesome right now
noah, my mom, and josh were ready for a threesome

by anya// your mom April 1, 2019

threesame

A set of three people accidentally wearing the same clothes at a meet or a gathering.

"Wow! You guys went all threesame!"
"It wasn't planned well"

by ShOwBoOm September 21, 2019

Threesome

When you, your crush and your ex have sex simultaneously.

Man, I wish I had a threesome every goddamn day!

by AlexGodlyOfficial09 May 12, 2020

threesike

when ur about to have a threesome and then someone backs out and says ‘sike’

“bruh i had a threesike with shawn & timothèe but then timothèe ditched us for a fucking peach”

by euqhority May 13, 2020