Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.

Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..

by FD45acp October 19, 2015

Latino time

Latino time is accepting being late before it actually is too late.

From: Mads
Sent: 14:05
To: Thomas

I am on latino time and 3 hours drive away so I'll be late for the 18:00 appointment...

by Livercool December 18, 2013

That one time

If someone asks you this just go along with it because its funny

Friend: hey remember that one time?
You: yah at that one place!
Friend: and that one guy?
You: when he did that one thing?

by Ur Fukin Mum February 19, 2020

Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

Free Time

An excuse for the teacher trying to earn their teachers degree on a crappy online university.

“Children it’s free time"

by TheBiggestBigShaq June 10, 2018

binjury time

The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive to someone, is bound to happen.
Should really be spelt "bingery time".

Oooh.
Have to seen that scab on Dave's head? I think it happened in binjury time.

by Ed (snuggles) Brooks October 14, 2005

Bro Time

When two(or more) "bros" engage in completely friendly, platonic, consensual sexual activity in a fully "no homo" kind of way.

Bro 1: Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Bro 2: We were gonna go watch some Netflix and chill, maybe with some kissing and hand-holding involved, no homo though. Wanna join?
Bro 1: Sure dude! Always time for bro time!

by The Real Dante April 1, 2021