dirty taylor

when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"

I dirty taylor'd last night and it felt SO good!!!!!

by thefull8inches August 17, 2023

Taylor Swift

Tall blondie who loves to confuse her fans (Swifties). Also known as The Music Industry

Swiftie 1: She's giving the clues of 1989's TV (taylor's version)

Swiftie 2: YESS!! i bet 1989 is next
Swiftie 3: Y'all she's even giving the signs of Red & Speak Now
Taylor Swift : *releases the date of Red*
Hail the music industry everyone

by swiftsbestie June 29, 2021

Taylor Law

A law that prevents NYC Civil Servants from going on strike you get penalized 2 days for every day you strike!

NYC Boss: The cops can't go on strike, don't they know its a violation of the Taylor Law!

by wo-14 January 8, 2019

Ellie Taylor

The most bait name in britain

"Uff, that girls called Ellie Taylor"
"Yikes bro, steer clear"

by funkyfella420 April 3, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is the baddest bitch ever.

person 1: who that
person2 : the baddest bitch ever aka Taylor

by Perioddpoohh December 10, 2019

Taylor (male)

Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh

Cocka

Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider

by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022

Taylor

A piranha who will bite
also extremely stupid/idiotic

"Im a piranha I bite" - taylor

by piranah February 3, 2022