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Mark

Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.
Can you believe Max thinks he has a penis as small as Mark?
by Tiny pp gang November 22, 2021
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Mark

Mark is a good-looking guy, with a huge Albanian Cock.

His cock is so big, that it can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
He is also a sports guy. As a football player, he can be very agressive and all his friends shouts at him: "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit." He is also the Sex God. With his massive Cock, is it possible to smash all the girls in the entire World.
"OMG Mark, I dont have the capacity for your cock!"
"Go deeper Mark!"
"Mark can you pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean that football?"
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
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Mark

Really.... That's his name?...... I don't like him.
Hym "That's his name? Really? I don't like him. Tell him to change it. And not because it's Mark but the other part."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny
Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me
by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025
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Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.
Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy
by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024
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dean mark

Dean Mark is the guy that every girl loves, he is kind, ambitious, funny, smart, friendly and handsome. Dean Mark is kind of a submissive type but overall he's a husband material, He hates seeing a person getting hurt especially if that person is close to him, he can be arrogant most of the time, he will make sure that you'll find him addictive and make you fall for him harder. Dean Mark is the type of guy who will cuddle you whenever he miss or crave your touch, he's almost the definition if perfect
My friend: So tell me about your husband
Me: Oh, you mean Dean Mark? He's almost the definition of perfect, I can tell that he really cares about me
by Dianne Torres October 1, 2020
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mark stahura

A 6'3" 250 pound sex God. Staring into those blue eyes is like staring into a big blue ocean of bliss.
I just had sex with Mark Stahura and Im pretty sure I just had sex with God himself.
by StopMethinAround May 12, 2018
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