by Doctor Cronz April 23, 2019

People who pretend they love you; badmouth you to those close to you behind your back; ruin your life whilst apologising for doing so; keep saying they want to break up but refusing to leave when you try to get them to. Synonyms: Bjorn Peter Alan; Russell
by Opsq November 2, 2023

To be screwed over by Neil Fudge, a fictional inventor.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.
I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.
I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.
by Ihadacrushongordonramsey April 2, 2025

A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.
by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025

by Yeetusdeleetus November 28, 2018

by DireTire69 August 24, 2023
