sinister slipper

Waking up 20 minutes before your roommate and nutting in their slippers so that the slippers are damp and sticky when they put them on.

My jackass roommate screamed when he put his nasty ogre feet into his sinister slippers this morning and it was hilarious.

by chunkycharizard October 27, 2023

Whipper Snapper

When you fill a balloon with nitrous, hold the neck, and put cocaine and/or ketamine in the mouth piece, and inhale through the nostril.

“Hey, that wook just took a whipper snapper!”
“Do you mind if I get a whipper snapper?”

by LilGremlin_$$ January 11, 2024

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word

"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024

Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.

I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.

by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024