Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink

I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

Cummy Poo

It is when you stop your cummies from coming out then you let the cummies dry in your dick, later when it drys up then you push em out to make cummy poo. (Like those mini straws that contain gummy candy in them and you push it out.)

Oh no Karen!!! I did cummy poo again now we can not have sex... but you can swallow my cummy poo when it is ready.

by Itsserjuuu(ElCoochieMaster) November 13, 2019

Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Poo Bear

A hideous nickname for a tall lengthy man who lives in a basement.

Poo Bear, make me a sandwich and get me a beer

by Spike67 March 17, 2008

deja poo

The erie feeling one has eaten the same bad burrito and had the same bad reaction before.

Dude, what's wrong?
Yo, that burrito done laid me to the bone.

Man, it made you sick last time, you spent all night in the bathroom.

Damn, I gotta stop eatin that junk. I got deja poo.

by cloverhays September 3, 2009

cutie poo

kirsty mackenzie

i love cutie poo

by stubear December 7, 2011

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.

by Michelle Beaudry November 1, 2008