A person who is albino and a straight gangster. A person of godlike status. Otherwise known as Mason Jones.
by Pimpss November 15, 2021
Get the Pimpmug. by YaBoiInc February 3, 2025
Get the pimped offmug. When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)
by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017
Get the Pull your pimp cardmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck
"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."
"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."
"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."
"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
by sXe_defender August 3, 2021
Get the charity pimpmug. by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
Get the pimpingmug. 