worm in his pants

A way to describe a mans small penis

"Oh did u hear that jerry has a worm in his pants."

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

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panorama in your pants

The results of extreme diarrhoea

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

by Ching Chang Chung November 6, 2020

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creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017

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sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

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stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

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Dead mans pants

Simply, vintage jeans

Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat

by birko23 March 26, 2011

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