A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
Get the The Internetmug. Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet
by Zander Man September 8, 2020
Get the Internetmug. by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
Get the no internet connectionmug. An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!
Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 18, 2017
Get the internetmug. Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.
Examples of artists include:
JPEGMAFIA
Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists
Mitski
Semetary.
MF DOOM
And so forth.
Examples of artists include:
JPEGMAFIA
Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists
Mitski
Semetary.
MF DOOM
And so forth.
Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''
Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023
Get the Internet Musicmug. A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)
Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
Get the Internetmug. N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
Get the Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)mug.