Ethan is a genuinely nice friend and anyone would be lucky to of met him. His smile brings more smiles to the table after a long day of stress, his personality is of just pure honesty and kindness (although if something is pissing him off then he'll defend himself lol). If you meet this Ethan, he will guarantee at least give you some sort of happiness in life.
by Charlie the banana May 5, 2024
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by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021
Get the Ethan mug.A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019
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drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
by IKittywinters September 18, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021
Get the Ethan mug.One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day
by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018
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