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Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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Mike

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.
Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022
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mike dillon

Has a huge cock
by donjulio888 November 22, 2021
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Mike trevitt

This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
Mike trevitt is a man of many hats
by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022
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MiKing

MiKing is a individual shrouded in the aura of mystery and misinterpretation. He is currently the last male of his family generation to have the historic and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. MiKing, though seeming in the eyes of many as a true menace to society, is a very conscious, and level headed teen. He is strictly focused on his goal of becoming financially stable enough to leave the hospitality of his mother and seek a start to his "own life" presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari.(Magic) Along his journey, MiKing would cross the paths of and shake hands with everyone from the class of 2024's future athletes, to future drug/arms dealers and traplords; being that he insisted upon making a name for himself instead of being merely

known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
Yo could ya stop with that phyco shit! It's giving Miking vibes
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
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Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
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