Mario Bro

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

by awesomepersonofawesome December 14, 2011

bro job

Something you get when you can't blow yourself.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.

by Mavis91765 April 22, 2016

bro pad

a house that bros live in

we always throw the sickest parties at our bro pad

by dudeminds100 June 30, 2010

Bro-worker

That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one

Never thought I'd fall for my bro-worker

by CyberKat6161 December 1, 2016

Side bros

A term that girls use when they have multiple guys on the go but are not in a relationship with them.

Omg Becky has like 4fucking side bros on the go

by Rlk17 July 20, 2016

Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.

Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!

by DmiJan January 11, 2010

Bro-nouns

Related to pro-nouns, but way cooler.

Words like Bro, yo, dude/dood, Dave, Cool Dude, My Man, etc.

(Word invented by @aph.meow_ on instagram, you should follow her!)

Dave Strider: Bro, they’re pretty amazing!

Karkat Vantas: yeah, I see you’re using those amazing bro-nouns, as always!

John Egbert: yo, dude, I always use my bro-nouns too!
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David Elizabeth Strider always uses his bronouns.

by Aph.meow_ December 29, 2017