Beagle Boner 1 

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

Beagle Boner 1 by the Grand Teton May 29, 2009

Ass Boner 

When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!

Ass Boner by Johnstockton October 5, 2009

Joe Boner 

He's a dude who once got a boner while wearing sweat pants in public. He claims he wasn't aroused, but he's full of shit. Hence, anyone who has a constant erection shall be called 'Joe Boner.'

Yo look! Joe's got a fuckin boner! Well he is Joe Boner.

Joe Boner by Fatboy Giueseppe December 12, 2012

Leg Boner 

When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.

Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.

Leg Boner by ytryf7 October 30, 2011

butt boner

When a really long turd protrudes from the butt. The turd is not released; the tension on the end of the turd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the turd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. This creates a silhouette of an erection, where the turd resembles the shaft and the buttcheeks resemble the balls. A butt boner.

"Check out this long dry one, bro! A perfect butt boner!"

butt boner by yaolinglingjiu January 4, 2012

nature's boner 

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

nature's boner by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brain Boner 

When you are so intellectually stimulated your brain gets a boner.

You: Did you guys check out my new 3D TV?

Me: Yeah, major brain boner.

Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.

Brain Boner by The Comet March 26, 2011