Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018

nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".

Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.

by urgengga February 01, 2023

Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.

Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out

by 3001spike October 03, 2018

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Cunt biscuit

A dry ass cunt whore

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.

by Justice_435 January 19, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob March 09, 2016

Cunt biscuit

A word that is used when cunt is not strong enough a word but you do not want to go to mother fucker

If someone takes all your food you may call them a cunt biscuit because it is not to serious but you still are mad

by Dr.,. Big boi October 06, 2017