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Asshole

1. The Object Of Which You Stick Your Dick In

2. An Individual Who Turns Items And Final Smashes On
Wow What An Asshole
by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
mugGet the If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sundaymug.

Asshole

A rude and mean person who can be annoying
by The random kid May 10, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
mugGet the Assholemug.

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
mugGet the tequila assholemug.

asshole

Oh youre an asshole
by uh69 March 15, 2023
mugGet the assholemug.

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