She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
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