Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar October 16, 2008

Zach

Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)

Girl 1: Omg look at Zach hes a total bae

by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018

Zach

Zach is a dick head that hates everyone.

ZACH is a ass

by kdcndkcvn June 11, 2018

Zach

Someone who wears ripped jeans and always has his knees out.

"Here's Zach with he's knees out again."
"Go put them away!!!"

by russiangeeza October 16, 2018

Zach

A fucking retard who only ching chongs trust,making them idiots. Zach is a really stupid asshole

Me:Hey can i join your discord?
Ching Chong:i'm the owner but Zach is a mod and is the leader
Zach:i'm a fucking retard

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme February 28, 2019

Zach

Zach C is a tall dickbag who cheats on girls, a person who is dependent on his mother 24/7 and someone who needs to learn that you can't just ask for a blow job... if a girl wants to give you a blow job she would probably do it without you asking...... duh. if you ever meet this guy, I'll say hes nice and seems really sweet as a FRIEND but girls be careful of him. Also not all Zach's are bad, there are some who are nice but still... be careful girls.

"who's Zach"

by ..hi November 1, 2018

Zach

But sniffer

Zach is a but sniffer

by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019