Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.
by lerar October 16, 2008
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OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)
by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018
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Get the Zach mug.Zach C is a tall dickbag who cheats on girls, a person who is dependent on his mother 24/7 and someone who needs to learn that you can't just ask for a blow job... if a girl wants to give you a blow job she would probably do it without you asking...... duh. if you ever meet this guy, I'll say hes nice and seems really sweet as a FRIEND but girls be careful of him. Also not all Zach's are bad, there are some who are nice but still... be careful girls.
"who's Zach"
by ..hi November 1, 2018
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Ching Chong:i'm the owner but Zach is a mod and is the leader
Zach:i'm a fucking retard
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Zach:i'm a fucking retard
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme February 28, 2019
Get the Zach mug.He is a Jackass, asshole, and retard; essentially one who annoys everybody within a square mile of his location. He spells his name "Zach" because he wants attention over using the correct "Zack". He deserved to have his face slapped for every bad joke he uses and for every dickhead move he makes.
Zach is a fucking retard
by A. Smartass January 30, 2019
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